Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
When you laugh and accidentally hit your head.
That moment when you cannot draw the picture the...
When you're wearing headphones, you feel that...
kaywilliamsx: stallionducky: jamieebbyx3: OMG. I thought I was the only one. I take them out like every ten minutes just to check that no ones calling my name, lmao. ALL THE TIME XD
Reblog if you thought he was floating in the air.
vasdeferens: isayhillshireyousayfarm: accio-frappuccino: but that’s probably a stain from like water or something lol fuk u
TO ALL GIRLS, PLEASE BE AWARE! →
wellshet: crucifixushazard: your-government-hooker: damnlifestory: This message is for every girl who goes to work, school, or home alone. If you find a child crying on the road showing his/her address & asking you to take him/her to that address, immediately take that child to the police station and ABSOLUTELY NOT to the address. This is a new way to gang rape girls. Please reblog...